Deid... aidz iz phukd!1one

*is dead*
*sumthin keeld eet*
*sumthing eeval n dreadful... worse thn buritney speerz danc1ng nakd in a paule*
*chris crocker did eet... ee keeld eet...*
*nd ee deed eat by smotherin eet weeth maek up rrruaile cryin over dum aidolz*
*anon iz scared... anon phearz crocker... must summon MAGIKARP!1eleven*
*throws pokéball "Go, MAGIKARP!"*
*MAGIKARP!1 uses SPLASH!11*
*nuthing happenz...*
*calls MAGIKARP back "MAGIKARP, good job"... anon calls he's next pokémon*
*anon throws pokéball "Time 4 joo 2 go... MUDKIP!*
*"MUDKIP, torrent!1 NAO!!!11" MUDKIP uses torrent*
*torrent beings downloading swap.avi*
*download starts...*
*there are 400012341 seedz, 42956720151807124124 leechers "WutTehFCK!?"*
*transfer bitrate: DL:10Gbit/sec UL:infinity "srsly, WTF?!"*
*teh world nearz itz end az all of teh internets downloads swap.avi nd dessaides 2 watch it... NOW*
*1. takes tv out of pocket*
*2. loads swap.avi into the tv*
*3. ties crocker to chair wif barbed wire*
*4. Presses "Play"*
*5. ?????*
*6. PROFIT! CRIS CROCKER IS DEAD!... Or is he?*
*wild buritney speerz appierz!1*
*she says "Dat's naut hardcoar, biatch... But I wantz moar of eet! GIMME GIMME MOAR!"*
*ash ketchum (bless you) says "srsly, wtf?! wha-? the evolution music?! oh shi-"*
*ZOMG! buritney speerz is evolving! Press B to cancel!*
*B key seemz jammed... "lolwut?!"*
*Noes! GameBoy iz broken! Now ur stuck with a typical camwhore! HAHAHAHAHA!OMG LOL!!1!WTF!1!!!1oneoneeleven*
*lolwut?! DAT sound?!... iz dat.. ? NO CAN BE!!! ITZ...*
*...ur worst nightmaer...*
*"zOMFGROFLMAO!1eleven wha bout nao?! MUDKIP!!1 rare candy, here!!1"...*
*Mudkip chokes on rare candy "Oh NOESOHNOESOHNOES! Wii is dummed!"*
*redies defibrillator... Mudkip turns red... defibrillator -> on*
*Nurse Joy says "One two... THREE! Pikachu, use thunder NOW!"*
*thunder hits defibrillator. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!*
*Mudkip's heart overloads 'cuz thear was nuthing wrong w/ eet, but w/ teh fact that thear was a CANDY stuck on its throat*
*music in the background... "zOMG!1 teh evolution song!!1... mukdkip evolves into... MARSHTOMP!!!" c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!*
*Marshstomp eats evolvd buritney speerz "Marshstomp! Maarshstoomp! Stomp!" saiz eet, meaning "Haha, PWND JOO BITCH!"*
*buritney speerz' brain separates from her cranium. brain saiz: "hai awl"*
*WAAAAIIIITTTTTTEEEEE... Buritney Speerz haz a BRAIN!? O.O OMG! LOL WTF!!!!1!!1*
*"joo biatchez thinkd i didn't existid, wuzenit?! joo are so fuckin wrong!!1 BIACHEZ DONT KNOW BOUT BURITNEY SPEERZ' BRAIN EXISTANCE!"*
*buritney speerz's brains starts singing "CHAWKLIT REIGN" while dancing teh Moskau*
*anon wonders... "LOLWUT?! srsly... wtf haz dis to do wif '*iz dead*' ?!"*
*"nuthing... eet's just dat sum anons r aaaaadddleeed in teh head" riplaiz nother anon*
*meanwhile... in Zanarkand...*
* <> "YUNA, U IS GOING 2 HAEV 2 SACRIFIC 1 OF UR COMPANIONS!" says Yunalesca. "It's teh only wai 2 saev SPIRAAA!! DOOM DOOOM DOOOOOOOM!" < /madness >*
*Khimari Ronso: "JOONAH! STEP BACKK!!1 khimari saevz joonah. khimari iz good ronso. izunit?"*
*Every1 turns 2 Tiduz cuz he didn't maek a grab 4 Yuna. He's steel crying over teh faet of his daddy. Buh. "Weak biatch." says Auron.*
*Tidus criez... "but the fiends were over 9Kthousand... BUhaAUHUAHuhuhauhhauhaauhHHUAA *cries* I HATE YOU!!"*
*"Broddah, ur being childish. Let's go hack Yunalesca so wii can gaet outta hear and forget 'bout half of ur sword; then, wii comeback agaiiin 2 get pwnd by dark Ifrit..." Wakka voice gets down to a whisper. "he, unliek the fiends, taeks over 9000 HP..."*
*meahnrrruaile... the parteh leaves... as they leave, dark BAHAMUT pwns dark IFRIT and sendz eem bak to teh Sanubia Desert, 'cuz dark IFRIT iz found there, not in Zanarkand, be4 JOONALESCA.*
*anon says "OOOOoopssss. WROANG WALKTHRU..." and coughs. "Our heros own all enemis. And Omg, THESE R NOT SPOILERZ JECHT IS SIN AND OMG TIDUS IS A DREAM! OMGLOLWTF!11!!!1oneoneeleven Srsrly, SQARE, FINAL FANTASEE X-2?"*
*"lolwut?! JECHT IZ SIN?! no can be!1" sayz ash catchcum*
*"WTF!? Wut r u doing hear? Rn't u 'spposed 2 b catching pokémans or sumthing?"*
*"lol portals?!"... anon sayz: "srsly, wtf?!"*
*utheranon asks: "What about... DELICIOUS CAKE? Az eet been eeten yet?"*
*"noes", repliez anon. "delicious cake iz still inside teh maze... unholy minotaurz are guardin' delicious cake, which iz delicious..."*
*"Oh well..." utheranon draus the SWORD OF A 1k TRUTHS. "I am a lvl 40 Paladin of Tyr! Beh ready 2 die, unholy b-tards! Delicious cake shall be MINE! ROTFLMAO!"*
*anon sayz: "get a leiph"*
*utheranon repliez, "Had 1 already..." whispers, "it gaev me aids."*
*"poolz are phukd", says anon*
*"Specially if u sweem in teh kidz zone... Moar likely, u weel be sweemmeeng in pee... And meet Pedobear rrrruaile hee's fapping!"*
*deiz again... from aids*