*angry anon saiz: who izz quitoso lololol ~desu a lot*
*quitoso iz meme!! newfag niggah... quitoso hazz ultimate over 9k dance skillzz so ultimate taht if he jumpz it startz shwaklet reign, if god iz plezed*
*another anon saiz: who iz u?!?*
*i iz u'r god tankiu*
*random anon saiz: omg how can i learn quitoso dance?*
*quitoso iz meme!! niggah newfag... nao post tits or STFU*
*random anon saiz: omg how can i learn quitoso dance?(2)*
*quitoso master iz techno viking biatch!!1One. go lurk youtube*
*bill saiz: where quitoso lives?*
*quitoso lives in 6º dimention where nightelf's do omosexual buttsex, and if u dai!! u haz 2 find body in order 2 kill moar inocente stupid assfuck "furry" biatches*
*moot saiz: i want 2 be a little girl*
*kill self 4 teh lulz*
*moot again: does quitoso haz garlfriend?*
*quitoso iz currently using iz ultimate Matcho Gaston and dancing skillz 2 date oiráD, a extremely beutifull kriz crocker look alike (maybe sister?) boy, who rapez little boys 4 teh lulz*
*another random anon saiz: why pedo bear iz pedo?*
*rape iz always teh answer newfag*
*achmed saiz: SILENCE!!! I kill him!!!*
*brb, fetching termites lulz*
*Elf earz girl (i knoz who iz lol) saiz: i think quitoso iz prety*
*my sweet... i CHALLENGE JOO 4 DUAL!!!*
*Elf earz girl uses magikarp... use splash atack!*
*u'r god uses chriz benoir... use s-s-s-ste-sTERRRROOOIDSS!!!*
atack sharply raizes
spc. atack sharply raizes
*Elf earz girl: magikarp use hiperbeam!!............ wtf do u mean u don't haz hiperbeam?!? just use splash atack!*
*u'r god: w8.... thiz waz abaut quitoso... HELL FUCK... use germen (bacteria?) suplex!*
ITZ SUPA EFFECTIVE!!
*NAO STFU*
*brb gonne 2 habbo raid lol next 2 church*
C-C-C-C-COMBOOOOOO BREAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEER!!1
*Broken, the combo haz been*
YODA RULEZ!
12/17/2007
12/08/2007
12/05/2007
plz, anon... PLZ!1
*"Srsly... Post-burning Darth Vader IRL!?"*
*"noes. IRL Chewbacca. Shaved face, tha is..."*
*"If dat's Chewbacca... nd Chewbacca iz Quitoso... then DAT'S quitoso! ZomG!!!1!!1!LOL WTF!1"*
*anon lol'd and said: "it will not get laid! nevar!! not even Pedobear will fuck that thing!1"*
*uther anon snaps fingerz. "Wii MUST frii eet from teh curse! Let's get a PRIEST! Corporación Dermoestética! Nip & Tuck! Anything!"*
*"let's just kill it and put its brain in a bottle. then we'll paint that bottle with a smiley face. it should get much prettier that way", anon thinks*
*"How do wii keel it, then? We haz Chris Crocker no moar... :("*
*"achmed can do it... i bet that creature cant be silent for a while... achmed dosen't like noise"*
*utheranon lol's "Yesssssss... Achmed! The thing is talking! Keel it or u won't get ur 72 virgins!"*
*achmed sayz: "SILENCE!1 I KILL YOU!!" quitoso says: "grumflepungesritzenvaldenBALROGeririwheeeey!!" achmed slices quitoso in half, but it can still make some weird noises...*
*"It steel moves! It's liek, a lizard or sumthing..." pokes steel moving Quitoso w/ a stick*
*"EEEEEENPH!!!1 EEEEEEENPH!!!11 mkdsfnsdfnWEEWEEWEEEWEWEEENNPHHHH!!!1"*
*"Okheeeey... WTF IS WROANG WITH JUU?"*
*anon pokes steel moving quitoso again... and again... and again... then, stabs him wif a spoon*
*"But... thear iz no spoon..." wheezes *
*"course there's a spoon" - anon takes spoon out o' jacket, but something goes terribly wrong...*
*"It's cuz... Poscogrubb iz oumoxeiqseuol"*
*"who teh fuck iz poscogrubb?"*
*"Ee's that which u can't see... That which u can't ear... that which u can't touch... lolwut!? WTF could ee be, then? Riddle Riddle!"*
12/02/2007
Deid... aidz iz phukd!1one
*is dead*
*sumthin keeld eet*
*sumthing eeval n dreadful... worse thn buritney speerz danc1ng nakd in a paule*
*chris crocker did eet... ee keeld eet...*
*nd ee deed eat by smotherin eet weeth maek up rrruaile cryin over dum aidolz*
*anon iz scared... anon phearz crocker... must summon MAGIKARP!1eleven*
*throws pokéball "Go, MAGIKARP!"*
*MAGIKARP!1 uses SPLASH!11*
*nuthing happenz...*
*calls MAGIKARP back "MAGIKARP, good job"... anon calls he's next pokémon*
*anon throws pokéball "Time 4 joo 2 go... MUDKIP!*
*"MUDKIP, torrent!1 NAO!!!11" MUDKIP uses torrent*
*torrent beings downloading swap.avi*
*download starts...*
*there are 400012341 seedz, 42956720151807124124 leechers "WutTehFCK!?"*
*transfer bitrate: DL:10Gbit/sec UL:infinity "srsly, WTF?!"*
*teh world nearz itz end az all of teh internets downloads swap.avi nd dessaides 2 watch it... NOW*
*1. takes tv out of pocket*
*2. loads swap.avi into the tv*
*3. ties crocker to chair wif barbed wire*
*4. Presses "Play"*
*5. ?????*
*6. PROFIT! CRIS CROCKER IS DEAD!... Or is he?*
*wild buritney speerz appierz!1*
*she says "Dat's naut hardcoar, biatch... But I wantz moar of eet! GIMME GIMME MOAR!"*
*ash ketchum (bless you) says "srsly, wtf?! wha-? the evolution music?! oh shi-"*
*ZOMG! buritney speerz is evolving! Press B to cancel!*
*B key seemz jammed... "lolwut?!"*
*Noes! GameBoy iz broken! Now ur stuck with a typical camwhore! HAHAHAHAHA!OMG LOL!!1!WTF!1!!!1oneoneeleven*
*lolwut?! DAT sound?!... iz dat.. ? NO CAN BE!!! ITZ...*
*...ur worst nightmaer...*
*"zOMFGROFLMAO!1eleven wha bout nao?! MUDKIP!!1 rare candy, here!!1"...*
*Mudkip chokes on rare candy "Oh NOESOHNOESOHNOES! Wii is dummed!"*
*redies defibrillator... Mudkip turns red... defibrillator -> on*
*Nurse Joy says "One two... THREE! Pikachu, use thunder NOW!"*
*thunder hits defibrillator. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!*
*Mudkip's heart overloads 'cuz thear was nuthing wrong w/ eet, but w/ teh fact that thear was a CANDY stuck on its throat*
*music in the background... "zOMG!1 teh evolution song!!1... mukdkip evolves into... MARSHTOMP!!!" c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!*
*Marshstomp eats evolvd buritney speerz "Marshstomp! Maarshstoomp! Stomp!" saiz eet, meaning "Haha, PWND JOO BITCH!"*
*buritney speerz' brain separates from her cranium. brain saiz: "hai awl"*
*WAAAAIIIITTTTTTEEEEE... Buritney Speerz haz a BRAIN!? O.O OMG! LOL WTF!!!!1!!1*
*"joo biatchez thinkd i didn't existid, wuzenit?! joo are so fuckin wrong!!1 BIACHEZ DONT KNOW BOUT BURITNEY SPEERZ' BRAIN EXISTANCE!"*
*buritney speerz's brains starts singing "CHAWKLIT REIGN" while dancing teh Moskau*
*anon wonders... "LOLWUT?! srsly... wtf haz dis to do wif '*iz dead*' ?!"*
*"nuthing... eet's just dat sum anons r aaaaadddleeed in teh head" riplaiz nother anon*
*meanwhile... in Zanarkand...*
* <> "YUNA, U IS GOING 2 HAEV 2 SACRIFIC 1 OF UR COMPANIONS!" says Yunalesca. "It's teh only wai 2 saev SPIRAAA!! DOOM DOOOM DOOOOOOOM!" < /madness >*
*Khimari Ronso: "JOONAH! STEP BACKK!!1 khimari saevz joonah. khimari iz good ronso. izunit?"*
*Every1 turns 2 Tiduz cuz he didn't maek a grab 4 Yuna. He's steel crying over teh faet of his daddy. Buh. "Weak biatch." says Auron.*
*Tidus criez... "but the fiends were over 9Kthousand... BUhaAUHUAHuhuhauhhauhaauhHHUAA *cries* I HATE YOU!!"*
*"Broddah, ur being childish. Let's go hack Yunalesca so wii can gaet outta hear and forget 'bout half of ur sword; then, wii comeback agaiiin 2 get pwnd by dark Ifrit..." Wakka voice gets down to a whisper. "he, unliek the fiends, taeks over 9000 HP..."*
*meahnrrruaile... the parteh leaves... as they leave, dark BAHAMUT pwns dark IFRIT and sendz eem bak to teh Sanubia Desert, 'cuz dark IFRIT iz found there, not in Zanarkand, be4 JOONALESCA.*
*anon says "OOOOoopssss. WROANG WALKTHRU..." and coughs. "Our heros own all enemis. And Omg, THESE R NOT SPOILERZ JECHT IS SIN AND OMG TIDUS IS A DREAM! OMGLOLWTF!11!!!1oneoneeleven Srsrly, SQARE, FINAL FANTASEE X-2?"*
*"lolwut?! JECHT IZ SIN?! no can be!1" sayz ash catchcum*
*"WTF!? Wut r u doing hear? Rn't u 'spposed 2 b catching pokémans or sumthing?"*
*"lol portals?!"... anon sayz: "srsly, wtf?!"*
*utheranon asks: "What about... DELICIOUS CAKE? Az eet been eeten yet?"*
*"noes", repliez anon. "delicious cake iz still inside teh maze... unholy minotaurz are guardin' delicious cake, which iz delicious..."*
*"Oh well..." utheranon draus the SWORD OF A 1k TRUTHS. "I am a lvl 40 Paladin of Tyr! Beh ready 2 die, unholy b-tards! Delicious cake shall be MINE! ROTFLMAO!"*
*anon sayz: "get a leiph"*
*utheranon repliez, "Had 1 already..." whispers, "it gaev me aids."*
*"poolz are phukd", says anon*
*"Specially if u sweem in teh kidz zone... Moar likely, u weel be sweemmeeng in pee... And meet Pedobear rrrruaile hee's fapping!"*
*deiz again... from aids*
*sumthin keeld eet*
*sumthing eeval n dreadful... worse thn buritney speerz danc1ng nakd in a paule*
*chris crocker did eet... ee keeld eet...*
*nd ee deed eat by smotherin eet weeth maek up rrruaile cryin over dum aidolz*
*anon iz scared... anon phearz crocker... must summon MAGIKARP!1eleven*
*throws pokéball "Go, MAGIKARP!"*
*MAGIKARP!1 uses SPLASH!11*
*nuthing happenz...*
*calls MAGIKARP back "MAGIKARP, good job"... anon calls he's next pokémon*
*anon throws pokéball "Time 4 joo 2 go... MUDKIP!*
*"MUDKIP, torrent!1 NAO!!!11" MUDKIP uses torrent*
*torrent beings downloading swap.avi*
*download starts...*
*there are 400012341 seedz, 42956720151807124124 leechers "WutTehFCK!?"*
*transfer bitrate: DL:10Gbit/sec UL:infinity "srsly, WTF?!"*
*teh world nearz itz end az all of teh internets downloads swap.avi nd dessaides 2 watch it... NOW*
*1. takes tv out of pocket*
*2. loads swap.avi into the tv*
*3. ties crocker to chair wif barbed wire*
*4. Presses "Play"*
*5. ?????*
*6. PROFIT! CRIS CROCKER IS DEAD!... Or is he?*
*wild buritney speerz appierz!1*
*she says "Dat's naut hardcoar, biatch... But I wantz moar of eet! GIMME GIMME MOAR!"*
*ash ketchum (bless you) says "srsly, wtf?! wha-? the evolution music?! oh shi-"*
*ZOMG! buritney speerz is evolving! Press B to cancel!*
*B key seemz jammed... "lolwut?!"*
*Noes! GameBoy iz broken! Now ur stuck with a typical camwhore! HAHAHAHAHA!OMG LOL!!1!WTF!1!!!1oneoneeleven*
*lolwut?! DAT sound?!... iz dat.. ? NO CAN BE!!! ITZ...*
*...ur worst nightmaer...*
*"zOMFGROFLMAO!1eleven wha bout nao?! MUDKIP!!1 rare candy, here!!1"...*
*Mudkip chokes on rare candy "Oh NOESOHNOESOHNOES! Wii is dummed!"*
*redies defibrillator... Mudkip turns red... defibrillator -> on*
*Nurse Joy says "One two... THREE! Pikachu, use thunder NOW!"*
*thunder hits defibrillator. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!*
*Mudkip's heart overloads 'cuz thear was nuthing wrong w/ eet, but w/ teh fact that thear was a CANDY stuck on its throat*
*music in the background... "zOMG!1 teh evolution song!!1... mukdkip evolves into... MARSHTOMP!!!" c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!*
*Marshstomp eats evolvd buritney speerz "Marshstomp! Maarshstoomp! Stomp!" saiz eet, meaning "Haha, PWND JOO BITCH!"*
*buritney speerz' brain separates from her cranium. brain saiz: "hai awl"*
*WAAAAIIIITTTTTTEEEEE... Buritney Speerz haz a BRAIN!? O.O OMG! LOL WTF!!!!1!!1*
*"joo biatchez thinkd i didn't existid, wuzenit?! joo are so fuckin wrong!!1 BIACHEZ DONT KNOW BOUT BURITNEY SPEERZ' BRAIN EXISTANCE!"*
*buritney speerz's brains starts singing "CHAWKLIT REIGN" while dancing teh Moskau*
*anon wonders... "LOLWUT?! srsly... wtf haz dis to do wif '*iz dead*' ?!"*
*"nuthing... eet's just dat sum anons r aaaaadddleeed in teh head" riplaiz nother anon*
*meanwhile... in Zanarkand...*
* <> "YUNA, U IS GOING 2 HAEV 2 SACRIFIC 1 OF UR COMPANIONS!" says Yunalesca. "It's teh only wai 2 saev SPIRAAA!! DOOM DOOOM DOOOOOOOM!" < /madness >*
*Khimari Ronso: "JOONAH! STEP BACKK!!1 khimari saevz joonah. khimari iz good ronso. izunit?"*
*Every1 turns 2 Tiduz cuz he didn't maek a grab 4 Yuna. He's steel crying over teh faet of his daddy. Buh. "Weak biatch." says Auron.*
*Tidus criez... "but the fiends were over 9Kthousand... BUhaAUHUAHuhuhauhhauhaauhHHUAA *cries* I HATE YOU!!"*
*"Broddah, ur being childish. Let's go hack Yunalesca so wii can gaet outta hear and forget 'bout half of ur sword; then, wii comeback agaiiin 2 get pwnd by dark Ifrit..." Wakka voice gets down to a whisper. "he, unliek the fiends, taeks over 9000 HP..."*
*meahnrrruaile... the parteh leaves... as they leave, dark BAHAMUT pwns dark IFRIT and sendz eem bak to teh Sanubia Desert, 'cuz dark IFRIT iz found there, not in Zanarkand, be4 JOONALESCA.*
*anon says "OOOOoopssss. WROANG WALKTHRU..." and coughs. "Our heros own all enemis. And Omg, THESE R NOT SPOILERZ JECHT IS SIN AND OMG TIDUS IS A DREAM! OMGLOLWTF!11!!!1oneoneeleven Srsrly, SQARE, FINAL FANTASEE X-2?"*
*"lolwut?! JECHT IZ SIN?! no can be!1" sayz ash catchcum*
*"WTF!? Wut r u doing hear? Rn't u 'spposed 2 b catching pokémans or sumthing?"*
*"lol portals?!"... anon sayz: "srsly, wtf?!"*
*utheranon asks: "What about... DELICIOUS CAKE? Az eet been eeten yet?"*
*"noes", repliez anon. "delicious cake iz still inside teh maze... unholy minotaurz are guardin' delicious cake, which iz delicious..."*
*"Oh well..." utheranon draus the SWORD OF A 1k TRUTHS. "I am a lvl 40 Paladin of Tyr! Beh ready 2 die, unholy b-tards! Delicious cake shall be MINE! ROTFLMAO!"*
*anon sayz: "get a leiph"*
*utheranon repliez, "Had 1 already..." whispers, "it gaev me aids."*
*"poolz are phukd", says anon*
*"Specially if u sweem in teh kidz zone... Moar likely, u weel be sweemmeeng in pee... And meet Pedobear rrrruaile hee's fapping!"*
*deiz again... from aids*
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