plz, anon... PLZ!1

*"Srsly... Post-burning Darth Vader IRL!?"*
*"noes. IRL Chewbacca. Shaved face, tha is..."*
*"If dat's Chewbacca... nd Chewbacca iz Quitoso... then DAT'S quitoso! ZomG!!!1!!1!LOL WTF!1"*
*anon lol'd and said: "it will not get laid! nevar!! not even Pedobear will fuck that thing!1"*
*uther anon snaps fingerz. "Wii MUST frii eet from teh curse! Let's get a PRIEST! Corporación Dermoestética! Nip & Tuck! Anything!"*
*"let's just kill it and put its brain in a bottle. then we'll paint that bottle with a smiley face. it should get much prettier that way", anon thinks*
*"How do wii keel it, then? We haz Chris Crocker no moar... :("*
*"achmed can do it... i bet that creature cant be silent for a while... achmed dosen't like noise"*
*utheranon lol's "Yesssssss... Achmed! The thing is talking! Keel it or u won't get ur 72 virgins!"*
*achmed sayz: "SILENCE!1 I KILL YOU!!" quitoso says: "grumflepungesritzenvaldenBALROGeririwheeeey!!" achmed slices quitoso in half, but it can still make some weird noises...*
*"It steel moves! It's liek, a lizard or sumthing..." pokes steel moving Quitoso w/ a stick*
*"EEEEEENPH!!!1 EEEEEEENPH!!!11 mkdsfnsdfnWEEWEEWEEEWEWEEENNPHHHH!!!1"*
*"Okheeeey... WTF IS WROANG WITH JUU?"*
*anon pokes steel moving quitoso again... and again... and again... then, stabs him wif a spoon*
*"But... thear iz no spoon..." wheezes *
*"course there's a spoon" - anon takes spoon out o' jacket, but something goes terribly wrong...*
*"It's cuz... Poscogrubb iz oumoxeiqseuol"*
*"who teh fuck iz poscogrubb?"*
*"Ee's that which u can't see... That which u can't ear... that which u can't touch... lolwut!? WTF could ee be, then? Riddle Riddle!"*